This is my popping the buttons off my shirt face.
You see me looking at you from that bar right over there
But your friends are huddled up and they are hating on a player
I just want to dance with you, get on the back of you
Tip tap the boots, extract the truth
[On a sideslutnote: I’ve upsized my gauges to 0G!]
#OG
Dear Kendoll,
This is a little Moroccan-looking duck for you. It comes with a pseudo hijab and a little map of where we can find you.
#foundatOlin
Look at me! Look at me! [hands in the air like it’s good to be ALIVE]
I haven’t blogged in a while. And so it continues, I guess. I’m not bloggin’ ‘til Paul Booth is bloggin’ and if a Paul Booth don’t blog, I don’t.
My very first macro/fish eye lens! I just got it in the mail and took my very first practice shot!
/I’ve been rotting away at home studying and learning how to html.
I watch New Girl for a reality check of how (not) cute and original I am; and I watch Portlandia to build up my self-esteem about how funny I am.
Whoring myself on Tumblr?
Nope. Making a silly, sad face and holding up a leaf made by indie hipsters.
P.S. Don’t leaf me.